Two plain certificates for Black Friday.
The Black Friday Society is a sweet shop for paperwork: numbered proof you bought nothing, or numbered proof you saved something. The Vault is full of empty drawers and good jokes. The Files are what you can actually take home.
0 calories · 0 regrets · 0 fake discounts
Drawers are for rummaging. Files are for buying. The Vault is where both live.
A humorous novelty with no legal meaning.
How it works · Pledge → Certified + I Saved Something
If you’re buying nothing
- Pick Classic, Early Society, Founders, or Gift.
- Before Black Friday you get a numbered Pledge; on Buy Nothing Day (Sat 28 Nov) it upgrades free to Certified — same number.
- From Black Friday onwards you can buy Certified direct. Honour system. We trust you. Mostly.
If you did buy — and want the twin
- Grab I Saved Something. Get it → Opens Black Friday · 27 Nov
- Enter your name and how much you saved (€). We print your claim; we don’t audit the receipts.
- €5 on its own, or free when you bag it with an I Bought Nothing certificate.
A humorous novelty with no legal meaning. The savings figure is self-reported.
The Sweet Counter · menu & prices
I Bought Nothing
| Jar | What’s inside | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Classic | Personalised, numbered “I Bought Nothing” certificate — PDF, share image, verification page, optional Wall | €5 |
| Early Society silver | Guaranteed #0101–#1000 | €15 |
| Founders gold | Guaranteed #0001–#0100 · waitlist gets first scoop | €49 |
| Gift | Same joke, in a friend’s name, delivered when you choose | €7 |
I Saved Something butterscotch
| Jar | What’s inside | Price |
|---|---|---|
| I Saved Something | Face title: A Sweet Something, Freshly Bagged. Name + self-reported € saved. | €5 · or free with Nothing Get it → Opens Black Friday · 27 Nov |
Two plain certificates for Black Friday: one for buying nothing, one for saving something. Pick your folklore — or take both and pay for nothing twice (once free).
When a jar’s empty, it’s empty. Numbers are never reissued.
The Pick ’n’ Mix Files
A peek inside the drawers. Nothing to buy just yet.
✎ Draft copy based on your launch plan, not live yet“I Bought Nothing” Certificate
A personalised, numbered certificate to prove you bought absolutely nothing.
Hero sweetFounders Numbers
Low numbers, a gold seal. The waitlist gets first scoop.
Top shelfGift One
Send a friend a certificate in their name, timed for Black Friday morning.
WrappedThe Wall
A public, numbered wall of proud non-shoppers. Strictly opt-in.
Coming soon“I Saved Something” Certificate
Bag a Black Friday bargain? Claim your savings (honour system) on a butterscotch twin.
Sweet twinI Saved Something → Opens Black Friday · 27 Nov